The faithful XYL had had it with his QRZing and blew her stack. " she groaned "Why I'll bet you don't even remember our wedding date!! "It was June 14th, 1958 - Thats the night I worked the XT1, the CR, and the AC6!! a good read :) It reminded me of my SWL'ing days in the 1970s..
Now, my memory isn't at its best and this may have been told to me - rather than heard. The power of these HOAs and their CC&Rs is most powerful!
Naturally the other applicants perked up, wondering what was going on. Love code but had my Vibroplex stolen so have to use phone.
They muttered among themselves that they hadn't heard any summons yet. We're losing propagation (wiggle the RF Pwr control) QRM Now -- Better Sign while we can! Your 55 12345 12345 NICKELS NICKELS 12345 OVER OVER I'll give ur signal report on the next over -- over Did he say 5 by 3, 5 by 2, 4 by 3, No -- Try it again (and again) When last heard (yesterday maybe) you were 55 Please Copy QRPP Station LGUN ur 1 by 1 hw copy Over I'll Give You Your Report On The Next Over Over Seventy Threes And Back To Net Over Over Good Going - u got his report to you 7 by 3Several years ago while eastbound on the Indiana toll road, I came up behind a small pickup truck with "N0EL" on the tailgate.
It was a slow night in the English West Midlands on the 2m repeaters and some bored soul put out "CQ" over VT (eg gb3vt or was it gb3bm? "I will grant you any one wish you want." The ham thinks about it and says, "OK, I got it. I would like to have a 500 foot tower with all sorts of antennas, despite the homeowners association." The genie looks worried. In fact, they are more powerful than even I, O Master! I would sure like to get his QSL card after all this time." The genie looks at the logbook.
) Anyway there was a brief silence after the 'k' pips and a deep voice comes back - "This is the voice of God speaking" and then a 'k' to which the caller says - "Bloody hell! I would beg you to please choose something else for your wish." The ham says, "OK, let's do this." He goes over to his ham station and pulls out his log books. Then he says, Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
the skips good tonight" Thanks to Dave G0CER A ham operator is operating Field Day alone at a deserted beach. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He is taking a little break from the action, walking around on the beach and notices an antique brass bottle mostly buried in the sand. Since they were a perfect match, soon they generated harmonics. But later the harmonics turned out to be parasitic elements.
Had to work em OM -- he'd be out that door and gone -- E. Robinson -- Key Largo Round up the usual jammers -- Rains -- Casablanker You came back - to a pileup like this -- Magnificent Seven I cudda been on the honor roll Charlie -- Brando We're on a DXpedition from GD --The Blues Brothers I love the smell of ozone in the morning --Apocalypse Now Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful pileup -- Bogie ELWOOD: It's 6,000 miles to Heard Isle, we've got a full gallon, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Dick, CA Fort Neccessity, LA Gnaw Bone, Indiana - From Gary V.You yank his tail in New York and he meows in Los Angeles. Now, radio is exactly the same, except that there is no cat." __Attributed to Albert Einstein A bootlegger walks into a radio store and tells the salesman that he would like to buy the new HF rig over in the corner.The salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to bootleggers".-- N6KI Parasitic Element: A person who takes lists for DX-stations. To make a ground plane, of course -- AC6V Big Gun: QRP is for sissies! -- AC6V CQ CQ DX - No QSLs - Just QSOs (Guaranteed Pileup Getter) - AC6V NO!Bruce Talkington -- N4ZEZ Heard on 80 Meters -- "The name here is George. -- So Cal Repeater We don't give radio checks in this state - NY Repeater Dead Silence -- Wyoming Repeater Not to Yankees, we don't - W4 Repeater AC6V note -- I actually received these responses. Master Card, Visa, American Express, Diners Club, Carte Blanche', and personal checks accepted, but cash prefered. Tnx to Andy the dustybear DX IS -- Hugh Cassidy DX IS -- Every 11 Years or so -- AC6V Give me ambiquity or give me something else -- Dave WB7AWK To QRO or Not To QRO -- Ain't No Question!That's George, Echo, Oscar, Radio, George, Echo." -- Via G8IZZ. -- AC6V According To My Calculations - There Ain't No Problem -- Internet "I am Ham, of Borg.