Chill out adults; when you take yourselves too seriously, it’s hard for us to play along.
Granted, “respect” isn’t a prime part of my vocabulary, but I’m slick enough to pit my parents, teachers, and therapists against each other – and, so, my strategic “triangular operation” has earned me the right to deride any form of authority.
You may call this manipulation, but I just think of it as maximizing on opportunities.
When the authorities openly point fingers at one another, I naturally feel a sense of entitlement. Well, then, it’s for the parents/teachers/counselors to figure out where the blame lies.
I’m too cool to get inspired or emotionally animated, but catch me in a dark room full of Jewish peers, singing one of those slow Hebrew songs that I generally feel proud to mock– and you just may discover an unexpected soft spot.
Don’t force me into that position, because my emotional network is too guarded to be manipulated.
Superficiality irritates me more than anything – especially when I see it operating within myself. This is my Google status, my Facebook status, my Twitter status, and my Emotional status.
I’m American, I’m Jewish, I’m a teenager – three very confusing roles that seem contradictory and complementary, simultaneously.
Don’t be fooled by my blank stare or my un-engaging affect; beneath the surface simmers a whole array of thoughts and emotions. If you want to know me, feel free to check out my Facebook profile. Earning my trust and attention is a strategic skill.
now have in their possession police technology imported from the fascist state of Israel.
Already, the Talmudic Jew, Michael Chertoff, the head of the DHS, has made a secret deal with Israel disguised as the “Maryland/Israel Homeland Security Partnership” which will be used against Americans who are sick & tired of the Jewish cabal here in America.
ADHD are the initials of my generation, and I’d like to thank my parents’ generation for inventing Ritalin and Adderall to slow down my otherwise speedy, cluttered, scattered brain.
I guess it’s the least they can do to combat the insanely over-stimulated society they helped create (with good intentions, of course).
Like I was wronged and you all better figure out who messed up. And until they do, I’ll be my own Master of Ceremonies.