Online dating euphemisms

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Jodelkulli, brought back from Munich by Loser Since Week 22 Elden Carnahan. The headline for this week’s results is by Jesse Frankovich; Jesse also wrote the honorable-mentions subhead.Listen to it — and you really must — at wapo.st/yodel-pen. Suzanne Barnhill offered up the PDFs for the abbreviations. TO PUT IT MILDLY: WINNING EUPHEMISMS (AND DYSPHEMISMS) For Week 1259, after hearing that staffers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had been advised not to use seven certain terms in budget documents, the Empress ran a contest for euphemisms, terms that make unpleasant concepts seem less so.Find the Olympic abbreviations (on Wikipedia) at wapo.st/olympic-codes (here is a printable PDF); for colleges with football teams (via Reddit), see wapo.st/college-abbrev (and a PDF for them as well).You may also use valid abbreviations for non-football schools.

Most of these people are good people – and yet they give in to the temptation to lie. Simply put, there’s very little reward for having integrity.Heavier people almost always do better in “real life” than online. Should 988 men feel rejected because you didn’t initiate contact? If no one’s WRITING to you, however, there is something to think about.Next myth to be busted: why men don’t go out with “curvy” women. Which is why I’ve helped thousands of people rebrand and market themselves successfully online over the past nine years.(Jesse Frankovich) Binge drinking: Imbibitional capacity determination. (Melissa Balmain) Dating someone underage: Mentoring. (Steve Honley, Washington) Death: Medical bill abatement process. (Chris Doyle, Denton, Tex.) Body fat: Core insulation. (Kevin Dopart, Washington) Cancer: Personal growth. (Mark Raffman) Collusion: Special opportunity for international cooperation. I’m wondering if this is why guys will view me a lot, but won’t make contact.

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