This profile is very confident, smart (but not geeky), funny (but not silly), interesting, and uses a lot of in-your-face language. It tends to work best with guys under age 35 who are not ugly (though there are certainly exceptions to both of those generalizations).There are DHVs sprinkled throughout, and the tone of the profile is almost “jerk”. This entire profile screams sex, although indirectly so, and is designed to screen for horny, high sex drive women who are down for fast sex and/or one night stands.I have seen, analyzed, and evaluated hundreds of men’s online dating profiles.
So I would generally avoid this template unless you really understand comedy well. Bad Template 2: The Overly Intellectual Geeky Profile Oh man, I see these ones all the friggin’ time.
Then after about one or two paragraphs it gently shifts into subtle DHVs about responsibility and success.
There is romantic innuendo rather than sexual innuendo, and the tone is a little more friendly than the Outcome Independent Profile.
These profiles work because they feed into women’s irrational desire for the “perfect man” who is both a passionate and exciting Alpha while being a responsible beta at the same time.
(The feminine myth of the “submissive Alpha” I mentioned a few weeks ago).
Women have their nerd-detectors turned up to full blast when they’re reading dudes’ profiles, and you don’t want to be anywhere near that category. So sharpen your keyboards, write a kickass profile, send it in to us right here so our lovely female judges can rate it, and in about a week you may win , 0, or even 0!